White People

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vvhaleshark:

I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT THERE. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MICROWAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT SOMEONEN STOLE MY GODDAMNED MICROWAVE WHILE I WAS VACATIONING. MY TV IS STILL HERE EVERYTHING IS STILL HERE THEY STOLE MY GOIDAMNED MICROWVAE. ITS FUCKING GONE WHAT THE HELL I JUST WANT A GODAMNED MOTHEFUCKING QUESADILLA

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squidwurd:

me sexting

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MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT SCHOOL

tom-bass:

Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.

He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”

guess what it came up with.

In front of the whole class, and my teacher.

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  • Me all the time: why did I say that

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

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is your name Stupid because youre stupid

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lazy—shit:

❤❤❤

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liompayne:

"no. it's fun"

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